Category: Joke Board
Eye Exam
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually
says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
Love it. Thanks.
Bob
I think that story was about you, wasn't it Blob?
Becky, you been peeking again?
Bob
Why do you think I go to the eye doctor so often?
aww. well isn't this cute!